Football transfer rumours: Liverpool to sign Manchester Citys Joe Hart?

Todays whispers are all of a flutter

Arsène Wenger is a visionary. The inventor of broccoli, passing and spectacular, unrivalled bottle-jobbery, he has already worked out what Arsenal need to do in the next transfer window, three months before it opens. It therefore comes as no surprise to learn that Wenger has moved with trademark sharpness to identify the areas of weakness in his squad and has decided that Arsenal will try to sign a defender and a defensive midfielder in January, with Manchester Uniteds Chris Smalling and Real Madrids Sami Khedira at the top of his shopping list. Thats why he gets paid the big bucks: only an elite football genius could have come to those conclusions so quickly.

Elsewhere Brendan Rodgers has already gone off Simon Safe Hands Mignolet and wants to replace him with Joe Hart Hartdog, who fears that he could be for the chop at Manchester City given their reluctance to offer him a new contract. That is not very decent on their part. Poor Hartdog.

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